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shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

(via kobayashii-maru)


bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

(Source: ouijasquiji, via virtual-fakeman)


daftpnk:

mom i heard you were talking shit

(via kobayashii-maru)


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We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.

my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

(via distortedinstability)


likeadamnfiddle:

edgebug:

thesarahsaurusrex:

edgebug:

video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
me: shit

video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*

me: here it comes

(via distortedinstability)